Kyle Whittingham, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a faded Utes flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."
The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Cougars flag, and in every window was the Cougar logo.
The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good coach. I went to bowl games, sent a bunch of my players on to the pros, and I turned around the entire Ute football program."
God said, "So, what's your question?"
"Well," said the coach, "Why does Bronco Mendenhall get a better house than me?"
God responded, "Oh that's not Mendenhall's house, that's mine."
Go Cougars!!
**Thanks Matt for the Joke and the permission to copy it!**
6 comments:
Thats a great one. In some of my classes this week we have been telling BYU Utah jokes all week. But that is by far the best one.
No need to credit me. I stole it off someone's email! :) Go Cougars! Beat those stinkin' Utes!!!
That is great. Go Cougars!
Woo Hoo!!! Go Cougs!!!!
Thanks for the giggle!
I was extremly sad on Saturday evening! I just tagged you on my blog.
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